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🌸 Catholic Women Priests
🌸 Catholic Women Priests
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Looking for a groundbreaking tool to boost your outreach?
Feast your eyes on the official list of Catholic Women Priests, a one-of-a-kind, absolutely-not-real compilation that’s sure to raise eyebrows and alert the heretical antenna of any good Catholic.
This meticulously crafted (and entirely fictional) list features the names, bios, and imaginary ordination dates of the Church’s most prominent excommunicants.
Moreoever, we developed a proprietary data field to determine the wokeness of each priest! (Priestess? We're not sure which is the proper term. 🤔) Our highly-advanced Woke-ometer™ ranks each priestess (Priest? We're still not sure.) on a scale of 1-10:
- 1 = Owns a "coexist" bumper sticker, but keeps it on her bike, not her car
- 10 = Processes in with a pride cassock and has 30 different pronouns in her bio
We're confident that this sophisticated, ground-breaking resource will enhance your outreach and save countless hours as you attempt to reach the church's most-heretical demograpghic: Roman Catholic Women Priests!
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